May 2012
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I don’t wanna spend my summer alone, I just wanna have fun!
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baraskank:
oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD kOMFGYOD
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girl 1: omg im pregnant
girl 2: omg im addicted to drugs
girl 3: omg im always drunk
me: omg i accidentally reblogged this twice
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kozmic-bluess asked: stalker
police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!
me: not with that attitude
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My father is listening to Nelly Furtado.
Goddamn, I love Bill.
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nintendoggystyle:
a horse walks into a bar
the bartender asks why the hell there is a fucking horse in the bar and he calls animal control
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madeagoestohell:
i used to think the word “primadonna” was spelled like “pre-madonna” but then i realized that nothing in this world is older than madonna
pfefferi:
contrary to popular belief, vincent van gogh actually cut his ear off so he could not hear the haters
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Goddamn, I love horror movies!!!
Even mediocre ones!